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"Alex B" (alexb420) 07/18/2015 at 16:39 • Filed to: None

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Horse, cow, and deer all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cows flat potty, and horses clumps, why?

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Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:42

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I'm gonna go ahead and say Google is your friend here, not guys on a car blog.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:44

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I....I got nothin’.

Leadbull > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:47

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Horses eat hay and carrots.

Deer eat leaves.

TheOnelectronic > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:48

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This is a shitty question.

Alex B > Leadbull 07/18/2015 at 16:49

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My friend asked me this... I think it may be a trick question.

PRBot II > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:49

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Try picturing horse poop clumps falling out of a deer’s butt, and then the natural order of life will seem to make a lot more sense.

Alex B > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/18/2015 at 16:49

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It’s okay. It's the thought that counts.

Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/18/2015 at 16:50

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True. But googling such complex questions doesn't always turn up the most straight forward results.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:51

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try ask.com

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:52

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We once caught a squirrel pooping on one of our deer cams. They squat like dogs.

Leadbull > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 16:56

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http://www.chacha.com/

Alex B > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 07/18/2015 at 16:58

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I can't say I've seen a squirrel poop.

Alex B > TheOnelectronic 07/18/2015 at 16:59

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I agree!

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:06

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I’m guessing it has something to do with their digestive system.

CTSenVy > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:09

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I believe it a trick to make you say “I don’t know”. Then he can say,”You don’t know shit”

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:09

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wombats poop cubes. True Fact. They also eat grass.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:11

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Definitive book of poop illustrations right here:

http://www.amazon.com/Who-Pooped-Par…

dogisbadob > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:11

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They all react differently to Monsanto’s pesticides :p

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:13

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MultiplaOrgasms > Alex B 07/18/2015 at 17:16

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I don’t want to know how many eastern european fetish porn sites Google squats out if you type in “why do deer excrete pellets, cows flat pottys and horses clumps?”

Alex B > CTSenVy 07/18/2015 at 17:28

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Exaaaactly...

Alex B > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 07/18/2015 at 17:29

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It could be featured on Jelopnic to get readers interested.